Her: I don't know what to do about my hair.
Me: When you're hair isn't twisted, don't you usually wear a hat?
Her: Yeah, but I don't have a hat to match my sexy-wear. I wanna wear a skirt. But I don't wanna wear a skirt because I don't want to get sexually harassed... But I don't wanna wear pants because I wanna be cute. [pause] Ohhhh, Imma do a hyyybrid outfit and wear leggings under a skirt. And put my pumps in my bag.
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